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Thursday, September 9, 2010

DotA 1v1 [C]vs[M]

Map : DotA Allstars v6.67c
Length : 45 min 54sec
Submitted by : kimsiang92
Tournament : Non
Mode :  -AROM ( All random, Only Mid )
Name : kimsiang92 as Counter, Malay as 666
APM : kimsiang92 80~110, Malay 60~100

Sentinel: 666 (Malay)
Tiny the Stone Giant





Repick
become
 
Clinkz Eastwood the Bone Fletcher

Starting item: Slipper of Agility x2, Ironwood, Tango
End game item: Power tread, Javelin, Ironwood x2, Stout shield


Scourge: Counter (kimsiang92)
Mortred the Phantom Assassin
Starting item: Chick, Ironwood x3, Sobi mask, Clarity potion x2, Tango
End game item: Power tread, Helm of Domination, Satanic, Ghost Scepter, Ring of Basilius, Aegis



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Replay download:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/tdbgho2n42d2p5b/Pa%20vs%20Bone.w3g
or
http://www.mediafire.com/?tdbgho2n42d2p5b

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What i want to say?
hmm ... start game he get tiny and i was pa ... i some ceh gong ...
bcos he can easy+ly kill me with 2 skill combo at start 25 minutes ...
and his tiny skin can stun me when i hit him ...
mana tau he go repick ... repicked Bone ^^
wahahaha ... wat a poor hp hero ...
but not bad la ... start game keep harass and press me ...
but afraid, IS ME TAKE 1ST BLOOD !!! IT'S ME !!!
he invis come and open fire arrow + 1st skill fletch and planning backshoot me ...
mana tau i poison dagger + blink to him and hit ...
by my creep helping ... his hp down as light ...
he run ... i chase ...
I sure he at that time keep pressing "W" for Wind Walk ...
but ... cool down la dude ... 1st BLOOD ~~~
wahahaha ... noob ~
for more detail ... watch replay ...

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Replay download:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/tdbgho2n42d2p5b/Pa%20vs%20Bone.w3g
or
http://www.mediafire.com/?tdbgho2n42d2p5b

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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

我知道~~已經完了

我知道~~已經完了
It's over !!!
完了!完了!
這次真的完了!
什么都沒有了!!!


是什么東西那么的嚴重呢?
按 READ MORE 吧 ^^
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Counter Strike 版菲勵賓事件

由於菲勵賓事件火辣~
網友們就做了一個 counter strike 的地圖 ...
叫 cs_touristbus 并恥笑菲勵賓的【特別沒種部隊】
但有些網友很贊!
有些網友就覺得不尊重死者~
兩極化~

按 READ MORE 看 map 吧 ^^

Monday, September 6, 2010

老板!我不要你的工錢!

老板!我不要你的工錢!!!
老板!我不要你的工錢!!!
老板!我不要你的工錢!!!
我真的真的不要你的工錢!!!

賣關子先~按 Read More 吧 ^^


Sunday, September 5, 2010

Saturday, September 4, 2010

W@T W3'V3 D0N3?

刚刚在 facebook 看到了一个 fans page ...
名叫:马来西亚华人 Malaysian Chinese
连接: http://www.facebook.com/pages/ma-lai-xi-ya-hua-ren-Malaysian-Chinese/114236925297173


就在里面看到了一个 wikipedia link ...
hohoho ~ 有 wikipedia link 我怎么会错过呢?
http://zh.wikipedia.org/zh-tw/馬來西亞華人

去看了~才真的+确定!
原来!我们华人!在马来西亚!付出那么的多!
却换来了一句寄居 = =

Source: Wikipedia
2008年檳城威省峇東埔舉行國會選舉,當時的巫統升旗山區部主席阿末依斯邁爾在選戰中批評「華人只是寄居,即使得權也不會平均分配財富給各族」[28]:不能接受納吉的「二手道歉」,吉祥批評阿末依斯邁沒悔過。阿末依斯邁爾的種族言論引起了華人的不滿,在壓力下副首相納吉代表執政黨巫統向馬來西亞華人道歉[29]。然而,阿末依斯邁爾卻堅持自己的立場並於2008年9月8日招開記者會強烈警告馬來西亞華人「切莫嘗試像「美國猶太人」一樣,在掌控經濟之餘,得寸進尺要掌控政治」[30]。

oh?! 政治哦?
我们是好心帮你们管~
不然就会像 "Indanesia" 这样腐败!钱不值钱!乱乱来!
不然就会像 "fili-fili" 这样!出产《别没种部队》!
不然就会像 "Israell" 这样!每天暴乱!
不然就会像 "Arad" 这样!每天打仗!
不然就会像 "Irap" 这样!每天打仗!


如果是我们华人掌控!
将会像 "Chinna" 这样出色!上得国际舞台!办奥运!

拿 "Chinna" 和 "Malaysla" 比较~
"Chinna"    : 十多粒人造卫星
"Malaysla" : 两粒人造卫星

"Chinna"    :  10MBPS+
"Malaysla" :    4MBPS

"Chinna"    : 人才多到~~~
"Malaysla" : 人才外流,因为馬來西亞政府實行歧視華人的不公平教育政策是造成華裔人才流失是不爭的事實,而離馬來西亞一水之隔的新加坡則是得益者。許多新加坡優秀的國會議員,政府官員和部長都是馬來西亞移民。例如: 新加坡現任衛生部長許文遠,是檳城鐘靈中學的畢業生,他憑新加坡政府頒發的哥倫坡計劃獎學金到澳洲深造[25],畢業後就留在新加坡。除了以上談到的李美花和許文遠外,新加坡國會議員伍碧虹也是馬來西亞移民。
2004年,這個問題引起了當時馬來西亞青年及體育部華裔副部長翁詩傑的注意。他認為,馬來西亞國內的獎貸學金不足,造成華族人才流失。因此,翁詩傑建議馬來西亞國內華團組織設立獎貸學金以供華族學生申請,協助馬來西亞留住人才[26]。
Source: wikipedia


不讲了!不然等下姓“马”的讲我叛国!
动用lSA抓我 ~~~





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本人将不会负责任何的法律责任!

Friday, September 3, 2010

萬千寵愛

萬愛千寵 迴腸盪氣的瑰麗 身份相當矜貴
眉頭笑靨 精雕金砌 使你著迷
萬眾空巷 熱烈來造勢 一句話 即可得到一切
大能智慧 氣派絕世 綻放光輝

望遠山 以心中美善 看到世間美麗
自信心 能目空一切
你眼睛 看出真與偽 送我最深約誓
路再彎 兩心依然默契

望遠天 縱星光燦爛 哪似我心美麗
自信心 能目空一切
伴你走 縱千載百煉 也會信守約誓
愛到底 似金堅 傳萬世

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Harlo ^^ September ~~~ 9 ~

Hello ... September ...
i know ...
it's time to take gaji xD
hmmm ...
this month total work 338.5 hours
OT many many o ^^
sure many many money 1 ~~~
hehe ...
if tauke soh u didn't pay my OT ... I ROBOH UR SHOP ARH!


Harlo ... September ...
1 September ... My dear friend ...
Mei Man & Ling Ping
both birthday lo ^^
wahahahah ....

TO Mei Man: u old liao la ^^ wahahaha ~ Happy Birthday ya =D
TO Ling Ping: u more pretty liao ^^ Happy Birthday ya =D

A photo capture when we are form 5 ^^
PHOTO ABOVE SHOW THAT WE CAN BE 1MALAYSIA!!!
WHO SAID CANT 1 HAR?!


That's all ... bye ^^

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

2010年8月31日 MERDEKA!!! 53th Happy Birthday ya =D

昨晚因为我哥霸着电脑 ...
所以就 seven morning eight morning 就去睡觉了 ...

今天也 seven morning eight morning 被人叫去做工了 T.T

早起的鸟儿有虫吃!
早起的人儿有洗看!

这个是 8TV 教我的 ^^
7早8早就播国庆日 Special Show ...
不错拉~ 很好看下 ^^

看到忘记去做工~
直到老板打电话过来才依依不舍的去做工 xD

 我要在这边祝马来西亚:
生日快乐
寿比南山
五福临门
恭喜发财 ^^ wahahhaa

Happy Birthday !!!
MALAYSIA!!!
53 岁咯!!!

我目前的 wallpaper ^^

哈哈~ 够爱国了吧?

Monday, August 30, 2010

2010年8月30日 Soya Day ^^

今天去找白鬼了 ... bcos 她讲今天教我做豆奶~
是亲手做的哦!
but ... 很可惜啦~
她帮我做前面的步骤了 T.T
我要帮豆豆zheng水~~游泳~~~
我要帮豆豆脱衣~~~脱裤 ^^
再把豆豆放进这个 hami hami 机器搅啊搅
可惜~ 都给她做去了 T.T



这个是我的手哦!


豆豆一定很痛吧?哈哈
再放糖~~
“鱿鱼”不大像吃太甜~
我只放了2汤匙加一点点~~~
是一点点哦!

这个分量 ^^


结果~~~ hmmm
很浓的奶味 ^^ + 很淡的甜味 + 很多的“豆粉”
wahaha ...
可说是只有 3% 甜°而已 ^^
(吃太甜不好啦 ^^)

then 拿去 serve 她男友 & 她妹 Orange
她男友 --- 很帅一下 ^^ 结果被我看 ... wahahaha 爱上他了 ^^
她妹 Orange --- 很好命下 ~~~ 在电脑面前,有人服务饮料 ^^ wahahah

then 那只 JueHer 叫 JueQi 去学校载他回
又多一个很好命下~~~
我好奇 + 兴奋的跟着去~~~ 也顺便看看吉辇怎样了
waaa ... wat a HOT weather ...
本来坐上车没什么感觉的 ... 因为坐 Uncle Ding 的车习惯了 xD
但,行驶了一段距离~到学校了 ...
@)(#*(#&*(%^#
那个si JueHer 还没有来
想要热死我们咩?
忽然!看到了一个女的走过来!
我:来了来了
觉琪: 我妹没有这样矮啦~
我:是吗?

过了5分钟~
我们在车上都热死了!

眼看一个很的女生往这儿走来~
觉琪:我妹来了
我:wa!!!170+++ ?!
我看她上车也有点困难 ^^
所以说呢 ... 太高不好的 ^^ wahahah

回到了家,不知道觉琪是不是太热的关系。
还是给2大帅哥点到的关系~
咳咳两声竟然流鼻血了 @.@
恐怖!加厉害!
小弟佩服万分!
结果就整个人躺在那边咯~
由她的 darling 照顾她 ^^
不知道是不是爱情的力量~~~ THE POWER OF LOVE ~
复原得特别快!!!
一下子就能起身了!
然后给我玩一个叫做什么什么 ice 什么什么 world 的 ...
aiyo ~ 忘记名了拉~
总之是益智的游戏就对了
当时我回答:你们看~觉琪当我白痴+脑残 xD
结果我过到第12关就开始头痛了 xD
(是不是人老了就变苯了?)
亏 Orange 过到 Expert/Master level @.@
wow wow ... 我在想她有没有看答案的? hehe ^^

边玩脑残游戏边看康熙来了 ...
这集讲的是:很chou事件
wa ... 很多女明星都huo出去了 ...
把他们的丑事都爆完 ^^ 有M巾啊~腋毛啊~还有lao sai 等等的 xD
真的是让我分心~~~
不能好好的游戏~~
多得过后Orange的帮助才过到第3x关 ^^ wahaha ...
是不是觉得我很聪明加白痴呢?
呵呵~

过后去那个什么什么海鲜的吃 ...
哈哈哈~ 我这次当爱迪生了 ^^做电灯泡 @



*** SKIP LIGHT BULB CONTENT XD **
过后我就回了~
回之前去 WATSON 买 hair straightener cream ...


去 PINKO 看有没有卖 DOMO

也去看看电话 ...



才发现 ... wat la !!! facial cleanser 没有拿 = =
再跑回去觉琪家拿 >.<
再回去~
(Hospital 附近火车路的红绿灯我觉得是多余的 xD)

本来还想去 sona & spa 的 ...
but ... 一个人去很闷下~
就回家看电脑比较好 ^^

Saturday, August 28, 2010

HE WAS A GIRL ^^

HE WAS A GIRL ^^
wahahaha ... wat a broken english ?!

1. He ≠ Girl
2. He was a girl? was?! before is a girl?!

=== LET PRO EXPLAIN TO U ===
1. She is a girl
2. She go thailand
3. U know lah ^^
4. She become male
5. So, we see a male on front of we ... normally we call ''him'' as ''he''
6. So, combine with the sexual before he transsexual = girl
7. So, ''HE'' before is a girl, now is a boy.
8. SO! SHORTEN the sentence ... HE WAS A GIRL!!!


HE WAS A GIRL mean first sight i saw ''him'' i knew ''he'' was transsexual!
To describe someone eye(s) is very PRO ... one look then know true or false le ....




Thanks you,

by Tan Kim Siang aka BET (Broken English Teacher)

Friday, August 27, 2010

My New Spectacles

haha ... buy new spec lo ... later upload picca

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

遲看的戲

《初恋红豆冰》


相信很多人都看过了吧?
这套是大马本地制作~
阿牛·陈庆祥自导自演的一步好作 ^^
(不是陈金祥哦~陈金祥目前没有那么本事)

 为什么我说是好作呢?
因为,它
................ blah ............ blah ........ blah
我懒得解释那么多了 ...
要听就问我吧

看完了整套戏,觉得~
hmmm ... 不错啦~
很有意思下~

个人比较喜欢梁静茹,虽然她一句对白都没有
除了哼哪一声~ 还有小时候的她
真的没有对白了 ^^
你有看过其他电影的角色是没有对白的吗?(除了哑巴)
除此之外~人美咯 ^^ 多么简单的理由啊~


如果您还没有看的话,
erm ... 对不起~
电影下映了~
只有 download 咯~
也可以跟我拿 file ...
但是 。。。我还是要强调哦!
有得买正版的!
请支持正版!

谢谢 ^^

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

2010年8月24日 再次Pcf ~

今天跟死黨們去 pcf 看電影+玩~
或許你會覺得 pcf 沒什麼好玩的
但,沒辦法啦~
sunway 上個星期走完
gurney, queensbay 還有等等のshopping centre 都蠻遠的
要過橋~錢啊~~~ 車油錢啊~~~
(其實pcf去過N次了 = = )
還有一些地方是天然勝地的 ~~~ My favorite
but ............ hahahah ... u know la ~


好了~
廢話不多說了···
講今天的旅程吧~

1.40pm 到達
=========
Parking 很暈下~
Car Park 都滿了~
只好進 pcf 的 Car Park ...
它裏面也滿了~
我們就一圈又一圈的 round 上去
多得我們專業的driver ^^ Uncle Ding
我想他也差不多暈了吧?

1.45pm 買戲票
============
The Expandable or Slide?
The Expandable 是目前 Top 1 的電影~~~

Slide 是 18SX の ^^

最後還是選擇了 Slide ···
因為 The Expandable 其中一個人看過了 ···
so 只好選沒有人看過的 Slide 咯···
Slide の劇情我就等下再說了···
(這個討論看哪套戲就討論了 20 分鐘 = = )

2.10pm 吃 pizza
===========
我們點了甚么甚么pizza
其實我自己也不知道是甚么甚么 pizza
bcos 整個過程我都拿著我 ipod 然後 wifi 上網
Facebook - Login post status
Youtube - Watch Happy Tree Friends
Wikipedia - Add knowledge

Pizza 很久才到下~
差不多 2.30pm了才到~
OMG~ 只有 15 分鐘給我們吃
bo huat la ... fast eat ...
過後結帳 RM5x.xx
Uncle Ding 要刷卡 ^^
mana tau 那件 Pizza 不 support Public Bank の Visa card ...
wtf ?!
只好 cash lo ...
付錢了就趕上去看戲了


2.45pm 看Slide
===========
OMG!
遲到了幾分鐘~
*** skip all movie contest ***
看完了~
不錯啦~
它是一部 恐怖 + 血腥 + 懸疑 + 愛情 + 友情 + 斷背 の 電影~
thai product ^^
雖然聽不懂他講甚么~ but 有字幕啦~
不錯啦!
到後面很雷到一下!!! 我們4個都被炸得粉身碎骨~



5.00pm 打 bowling
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1st round:
Tan Kim Siang: 55
Tai Yong Seng: 57
WTF ?! just lose 2 mark ...
( actually i just 熱身熱身 ^^ )

2nd round:
Tan Kim Siang: 90
Ding Wen Hao: 7x
Loi Zhi Qi: 6x
O(∩_∩)O哈哈~
這個分數比較像樣了吧?

可惜沒有 3rd round ...
不然我就打百多分給你看了 ^^

6.00pm 進PSP game(s)
================
O(∩_∩)O哈哈~
到 tys and uncle ding 的 favorite time 了 ..
進 PSP game(s) ...

6.15pm McD
=========
1 set GCB + some
Uncle Ding 拿薯條 + IceCream
Yong Seng 拿水 + IceCream
Kim Siang 拿Burger ^^ + IceCream
Zhi Qi 拿 A big cup of IceCream


然後去 round round round ...
about 7.00pm back home le ...

Today go pcf ...
I spend
RM8 for Slide ticket
RM11 for Pizza hut
RM8 for Bowling
RM6 for McD
==========
RM33 TOTAL
==========

but my wallet money from RM160 drop to RM120 ...
mean used RM40 ... where is another RM7 har ?
hmmm ... i also don't know ...
nvm le la ~~~ just let it go ^^

Monday, August 23, 2010

Saturday, August 21, 2010

直到你找不到我~

记得当时谁路过,
秒针忽然停顿过,
气温温度曾骤变太多

记忆不停重叠过,
你的表情提示过,
爱的可能是我

想法很乱幻觉太多,
疑虑很大直到说不清楚,
心算太慢,但仍然算错,
找对人,偏错过~

直到开始想喜欢我,
直到终于不喜欢我,
直到碰上一个,
逃避一个,
追不上,
躲不过

直到开始找不到我,
直到终于不想找我,
直到你擦身过,才认得我,
彼此也在折磨,像当初~

想法太乱,直觉对么,
疑虑很大,直到爱不清楚,
当这世上,全怀疑我错,
总人有相信我,

直到开始想喜欢我,
直到终于不喜欢我,
直到碰上一个,
逃避一个,
追不上,
躲不过

直到开始找不到我,
直到终于不想找我,
直到你擦身过,才认得我,
彼此也在折磨,像当初。

Friday, August 20, 2010

Remove from friend

Something happen ... i have to remove 99 friends ...

SRY TO 99 FRIENDS ...

Thursday, August 19, 2010

180° の转变~

想当年,你只是一只猪扒~
我没有歧视你的和你交友了~
陪你一起疯
陪你一起巅
甚至陪你被骂

现在呢?你已是一大美女!
我没有存在你的眼里眼粪里~
忘记我们疯
忘记我们巅
甚至忘记我这个[朋友]

到底~在你眼里
我是怎样的 donald duck ?
A dirty donald duck? or a stupid idiot donald duck ?
或许,这些已经不重要了~
因为~
你现在已经是一大美女~
甚至可以说是校花~
已经不认识人咯~
不过不用紧拉~
我也不在乎~


你是不是在想:他参回我是不是想追我呢?
但是我可以告诉你: 发梦没有这样早!
我虽然是丑小鸭!但是我不稀罕吃天鹅肉!



算了~就当作我不认识你吧~
再见了~
“美女”

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

wahahah ... PMR Percubaan started ...

All form 3 student very high izzit ?
PMR percubaan started ...
and PMR after ...

at last ....
Let's celebrate!
CUTI CUTI ~~~

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

1000 links on my facebook ^^


wahahahah ... at last ...
i did it !!!
1000 links ...
i want to thx ........................ blah blah blah ...


but still lose uleven ... he 2000 links!
damn crazy 1 ...

Monday, August 16, 2010

我真系接受唔到咯!

O(∩_∩)O哈哈~
tittle 是不是很眼熟呢?
沒錯!就是COPYの!
Erm ... 原創者可以request我放她名和靚照在這邊 ^^

廢話少說了~來講我真的接受不到的事情吧!


2.33am 在和自己玩大冒險

muahhahahaa ....
來到了農曆7月~
‘大家’是不是很興奮呢?
呵呵呵~
一起 party 吧 ^^

我教大家如何見‘兄弟們’

沖個涼
洗個頭
抹干,再梳11下~
(有幾個粉腸要打我了 ^^)

沒有啦!
抹干,梳頭,把劉海遮著自己頭額的【光】
再去拿把剪刀,對著鏡子,劍脫髮~
哇~夠恐怖的!

等下你後面就會有‘人’跟你講:
1。剪歪了啦!
(我會回答:是哦?謝啦 ^^)
2。你好~有甚么需要幫忙的?
(我會回答:幫我拿鏡子謝謝 ^^)
3。我來幫你剪~
(我會回答:我自己都不知道要甚么髮型,你又知道?)
4。wei~有空嗎?
(我會回答:大哥~沒看到我在剪頭髮嗎?還問我有空嗎 = = )
5。跳出來嚇你一跳
(我會回答:大哥!人家在剪頭髮啦!不要 kacau 可以嗎?)


我猜‘他’一定會歎氣的說: haizz ... 不好玩的~都嚇不到他。
那麼我一定會很安慰他:別哭了~最多我被你嚇一次好了 >.<


很可惜!以上的5個例子都沒有發生 = =
我就平平無奇的剪完頭髮,打完這篇,
現在準備上去睡覺了~
Have a good nite to me and have a good day to 'brother'


P.S: 我上去睡覺的這段路不准‘你’嚇我 har! 不要我明天睡不著就找你算!

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Saturday, August 14, 2010

不知不覺の適應10年了~ 又名:責任

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Friday, August 13, 2010

Waka-wakA Indian version

Damn funny 1 ...
Shakira vs Malayalam
Waka-waka vs Lakka-Lakka

Original version:



Source: youtube.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0



Indian version:




Source: youtube.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zykc6egR9Y

Miss you at that night

I've had many times I can tell you
Times when innocence I'd trade for company
And children saw me crying
I thought I had my share of that
But these miss you nights are the longest


Midnight diamonds stud my heaven
Southwards burning like the jewels that eye your place
And the warm winds that embrace me
Just as surely kissed your face
Yet those miss you nights they're the longest



Lay down all thoughts of your surrender
It's only me who's killing time
play down all dreams once remembered
It's just the same this miss you game


Thinking of my going
How to cut the thread and leave it all behind
Looking windwards, for my compass
I take each day as it arrives
But these miss you nights are the longest

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Unstoppable smile =D

Don't know what reason ...
everytime chat with someone ...
I also smile and unstoppable ...
other people look at me ...
I don't care ...
"He something wrong?" they said
I also don't care ...



what? am I going mad?
I yesterday post at facebook request for help ....

=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-

Kim Tan 有人可以跟我解释吗?
我整天对着 monitor screen 笑~~~~
有问题了是吗?


Mazcent 陈单纯 ‎==!!!

Keith Koh ‎= =兴奋过度

Mazcent 陈单纯 http://www.google.com.my/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=%E7%B2%BE%E7%A5%9E%E5%88%86%E8%A3%82%E7%97%87&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql&oq=%E7%B2%BE%E7%A5%9E&gs_rfai

Kim Tan hahahahahahahahah ...
精神分裂症 ^^

Kim Tan 不能了 ... 我笑不停

Mazcent 陈单纯 看我几好~帮你找了这么多资料 ^^

Keith Koh Security guard~~~

Kim Tan 我看到你帮我找的资料后笑得更恐怖了!

Mazcent 陈单纯 hahaha !!!

Kim Tan 不能啦 ... 我到现在还笑不停

Rynie Ryn syok sendiri la~~
bian tai~

Kim Tan not syok sendiri la!

Yeow Liya Yes!u got problems le!
[liya see i crazy then so happy hor?]

Khor Han u off monitor n c...if u still smiling like tat...i suggest u go c doc le....

寿司囡 笑完我就打电话叫白车料啊 笑好了告诉我蛤

Joanne Lee me oso feel lik tat u can cal d eoeo...i think u nt 2day only...coz u oways siao2 de...ha...watch 2 much ma don watch again la...if cannot then ma feng ur mouth lo...if oso cannot then go 2 tanjung rambutan laugh until u feel enough adi jor then u can when back ur home...ha...
(sry...i oways hurt ppl only coz tis can mak me fun)

Joanne Lee i think u go 2 hsptl ask 4 a 'zheng ding ji'...

Eve Tang siao d =="

=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-

OMG!!! Someone help me pls T.T

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Meeting & Sing K & Sona + Spa

=-=-= MEETING =-=-=
.: Sorry, contents and conversation are private :.
.: So, skip all about meeting :.




=-=-= Sing K =-=-=
RM8.00 per student ( we lie him said we are student xD )
x 4 person
+ food RM8.40
total RM43.70 ... kimsiang pay = =


=-=-= Sona =-=-=
RM10.00 per person
x 5 person
total RM50.00 ... kimsiang pay = = 

=-=-= Spa =-=-=
RM25.00 per person
x 5 person
total RM125.00 ... kimsiang pay also = = 


TOTAL
======
RM43.70 + RM50.00 + RM125.00 = RM218.70

wat a nice day T.T
刷卡刷卡~~~

(above all included all government tax and service charge)

Monday, August 9, 2010

Bye bye my nails

Nails nails ~~~
u're bad bad har ~~~
got someone want capture u liao ~
but don't scare ... not capture u go sell ...
just wan capture ur sexy picture only ... xD


SOMEONE: wow kimsiang ... y ur nails so long? I want take a photo!
"NO~Mine nails will shy xD." I answer.


HE/SHE always request me give him/her capture 1 photo.
But i diao gek ^^ dun want ^^


Now i capture and publish lo ~
abo later HE/SHE cry ~ 
i also susah



浮夸

有人问我 我就会讲 但是无人来 我期待
到无奈 有话要讲 得不到装载 

我的心情犹豫像樽盖 等被揭开
咀巴却在养青苔
人潮内 愈文静 愈变得
不受理睬 自己要搞出意外 像突然 地高歌 

任何地方也像开四面台
著最闪的衫 扮十分感慨
有人来拍照要记住插袋


你当我是浮夸吧 夸张只因我很怕
似木头 似石头 的话 得到注意吗
其实怕被忘记 至放大来演吧
很不安 怎去优雅 世上还赞颂沉默吗
不够爆炸 

怎麼有话题 ?
让我夸做大娱乐家 ~


那年十八 母校舞会 站著如喽罗
那时候 我含泪发誓各位 必须看到我 

在世间 平凡又普通的路太多
屋村你住哪一座 

情爱中 工作中 受过的忽视太多
自尊已饱经跌堕 

重视能治肚饿
末曾获得过便知我为何
大动作很多 犯下这些错
搏人们看看我 算病态麼


你当我是浮夸吧 夸张只因我很怕
似木头 似石头 的话 得到注意吗
其实怕被忘记 至放大来演吧
很不安 怎去优雅 世上还赞颂沉默吗
不够爆炸 

怎麼有话题 ?
让我夸做大娱乐家 ~



幸運兒並不多 若然 未當過就知我為何
用十倍苦心 做突出一個
正常人夠我富議論性麼


你叫我做浮夸吧 加几声嘘声也不怕
我在场 有闷场的话 表演你看吗
够歇斯底里吗 以眼泪淋花吧
一心只想你惊讶 我旧时似未存在吗
加重注码 青筋也现形 话我知
现在存在吗?

凝视我 别再只看天花 ~

我非你杯茶 也可尽情地喝吧 !
别遗忘有人在 为你 声沙!ha~~~~~~~





SAD~

Sunday, August 8, 2010

I'm 1st time >.< wuwuwu

muahahaha ^^
my blog opened for all people to view =)
and FOLLOWER function re-installed ...

DUN TALK NONSENSE 1ST ...

I ...
PUB ...
THIS  ...
POST ...
TO THX ...
MY DEAR ...
FRIENDZSZ ...



Khew She Ring ... Khew She-Ring !
muahahaha ... I won't write wrong ur name la ^^
1st ... FOLLOWER ...
1st ... Cbox message ...


Tan Lay Teng ... Mazcent 
(and his/her sister Michelle)
1st ... Post comments on my post



Tan Jue Qi ... 白鬼 ^^
1st ... People view my blog =)















THAT'S ALL ^^
THX FOR SUPPORT ^^
十朴十朴  ^^

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Added 500GB Hard Disc

HERE THIS IS MY NEW HARD DISC ~ Mr.500GB



WD Caviar Green
SATA Hard Drives
500 GB, 16 MB Cache, SATA 3 Gb/s

Cool, quiet, eco-friendly.

WD Caviar Green drives use less power and support quieter, cooler-running desktop PCs and external storage devices.


Friday, August 6, 2010

Hari KoKo ~

Today ( 06 Aug 2010 ) is Hari KoKo to my secondary school - SMK Tunku Abdul Rahman ...
what's hari koko ?
Hari koko is Hari Kokurikulum ... because many pretty girl of my school dislike kokurikulum this word ...
too long ~ too hard to speech ~ too ugly 1 name ( name too ugly also is a false? )
whatever, they choice Hari KoKo this word ...
short ~ easy to speech ~ nice name ~ and koko is means chocolate ( haha ~ girl(s) like it! )

I don't know when start ...
hmmm ... i guess about 7.30am start
8.00am all meet at Tapak Perhimpunan
hear principle and teacher(s) say something ...
hmmm ... don't this year got any exercise trainer come to exercise with us?
maybe i missed it ~

When i arrived there ... already 9.30am ...
so, the [Masakan Rimba] competition already finish T.T
so sad ~ I can't help Maz encourage ...
paiseh ya Maz ...
Lim Wei Kang lengzai at Masakan Rimba

Then i find catch Yan Ping accompany me to eat ...
"My stomach full la~" He said.
"I pay all the cost!" I anwer.
"OK! Let's Go!" He smile.
( what a fast turning =.= u should go race with Alonso )

Walk to the canteen, eh ... macam no thing can eat leh ...
cincai buy fish-ball then ...
I use RM100 to pay RM1 one fish-ball ...
and Yan Ping want ... 2 pack then ...
Change me back RM98 xD
very guai lan izzit ?
but my wallet really didn't have any small-piece ...
this is smallest ^^

After that i found punyu ( Pun Han, his real name, but i like to call him punyu ^^ )
*** skipped all because i lazy type ***

.: People I meet :.
Lay Teng (Mazcent)
Rou Yi & Chang King ( hehe ... i sengaja 1 ^^ )
Ming Suan (abnormal 1)
J-yin (pretty girl)
Phiak Yee (hiao eh)
Pei Zhuang (si pendek)
Xin Yuan (91 big sister)
Li Xuan (tukia)

and many many la ... i forget their name already ...
don't punch me ya =)


Their doing mini-gajet ... and win 1st place ( Champion )


*** Skipped many happening ***

I'm tired and going back home ...
At block A meet my loving teacher - Ng Mooi Hong
and also is my 2nd mom ...
muahaha ...
I still asking same question: Teacher u when wanna birth a baby?
hehehe ... She answer: COMING SOON ^^
oo ... coming soon ... hope won't too long la ^^

THAT'S ALL ~ I GO BACK BATH AND WORKING LO ~
SEE U ALL ~ BYE!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

OMFG! ALMOST SAME CASE!!!

I remember @ 09 May 2010 ...
that day i was accident ...
a gift from GOD ...
thx GOD T.T

That day, I going to work ...
work the way, i drive about 60km/hour ...
SUDDENLY !!!
A yellow-like stupid idiot f*cker dog rush out ...
I straight break ... but that was too late ...
decreasing speed also have a lot of momentum ...
by this momentum ... i crash the dog ...
the dog scream and run away, and I was damaged hardly and lay on ground, can't wake up, some like paralysis =(
just can open mouth say: lend me a hand pls...
luckily an uncle very warm-hearted help me untie my helmet and take me go beside sit and rest...
I saw a lot of people including my relative ... very shame lo T.T
someone use his own car carry to Joe Clinic and after that, I was carry to Jawi hospital and doing a X-ray scanning see got any bone breaked and other checking.
after that I rest on my home until birthday T.T sad


Wednesday, August 4, 2010

They think I‘m ROBOT

Tonight ... after work ...
1am ... tauke phone me ...

Tauke: "Hello kim, how about the work?"
Kim: "Ok arh ... nothing problem."
Tauke: "Ok oh~ then u tomorrow Morning 9am come work until 1am close."
Kim: "har?"
Tauke: "Ok ... that's all bye~"

duuuuu duuuu duuu duu du
=.=
wtf?! i close 1pm and call me open 9am?
that mean i just got 8 hours to sleep?
NOT! not really 8 hours ...
i back home ... still can't sleep one ...
impossible call me go up lie on bed and hypnosis to sleep gua?
at least also 2am la ...
2am sleep to 8am ... because 8am to 9am for make up wash & eat ...
that mean ... i now just got 6 hours to sleep T.T
walao ... really not enough leh ...
I know i tough ...

BUT I NOT ROBOT!!!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Ur ''bro'' steal ur things

On 29 July 2010 Thusday ... u lost ur handphone
On 30 July 2010 Friday ... u lost ur wallet
On 31 July 2010 Saturday ... u lost ur  bycycle
haha ... nice stuff
and that time I guess ...
tomorrow u will lost ur motor key?

On 1 Aug 2010 ... u lost ur  motor key

I also don't know ...  because that day i rest ...
Maybe u really lost ur motor key =)
don't blame me ya ... i didn't have crow's mouth ...
if u want blame ... just blame ur "bro" la ...
ur ''bro'' steal ur thing =)

EXCELLENT RACE!!! haha

Monday, August 2, 2010

Research Hard Disc

Going add 500GB to my PC ...
so i now doing some research ...
hope i won't choose wrong and buy wrong =)

PIKACHU! I CHOOSE U!!

no la~ my version is ...
Western Digital! I Choose U!

haha ... because i trust Western Digital will give me a better performance and fulfill my require ...

1. Good performance
2. Cheap Price =)
3. Warranty product

( my require so easy to fulfill one hor? )


blah blah blah ... skipped all ...
and POST LATER =)
( lazy type right now )

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Sunday Pasar Malam

Still same of "face"
Sunday pasar malam ...
this sunday ... maybe is the last day i come to "find u"

Gonna say Good-bye with u ~
I LOVE U ~

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Congratulation ~ My tam jiak DOG

muahaha ... U gonna to be mommy ^^

Friday, July 30, 2010

300GB fat fat

My 300GB hard disc going to bomb ...
Here is the screenshot
D full already ... some file put on C

THIS NOT 1ST TIME FULL ALREADY ...
need buy another hard disc lo ~~~
I will buy 500GB, price RM148 ... talk and deal already ...
Just waiting i pay ...

MY LOVING WD BRAND ^^

Thursday, July 29, 2010

The conversation between 3 race

Tonight ... after work ...
about 1am ...

My work place left 2 guys ...
that's Malaysia most of race: Malay
and Malaysia 3rd most of race: Indian

hmmm ... boleh kira saya punya kawan la ...
them wait i close shop T.T wuwuwu ... very gandong ...
after that ... them haven't back yet ...
and wait me give my boss money and return to there for chit chat ...
very nice hor? they no need sleep 1...

( skipped all conversation contents )

When about 3.25am ...
GOD see we can did it 1Malaysia ... GOD touched ...
HE cry ... We rain = =
No idea ... may to be dismiss right now ...
I jump up my motorcycle and ready to start engine ...
and they both stretch their right hand to me ...
huh? wat happen? caught me? OMG ... dun pls ...

DUN MISUNDERSTANDING ...

They just want to shake-hand with me =)
this is a type of friendly movement ^^
and I also follow rule ...
after shake-hand need to touch your heart ...
erm ... this is Muslim rule la ~
but i also dunno wat meaning of that @.@
just follow xD
hope Muslim won't blame me ...
bcos on Chinese .... got a word called 入乡随俗 ...
translate to English: Follow their rules when u're there =)


That's the conversation between 3 race
so easy ... so simple
MY ENGLISH SO BAD 1 ... XD

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

U're really tam jiak 1 !

Same as everyday ...
1.00am```I finish my work ... close my shop
1.30am```back to home ...
1.33am```watch my dog kitties ...
1.34am```touch my computer ...
1.34am```surf my facebook
2.30am```write my blog
3.00am```sleep myself xD

but ... today got abitz of difference ...
BECAUSE OF U !!!
My tam jiak DOGGY!
U run up upstairs finding something to eat?
NO! nothing have at upstairs except my bed xD

no idea = =
just "hug" it down ...
and say: dun kacau i play computer har ~ if not 藤條 (rattan) for u EAT!
mana tau it run up again ...
walao eh ~ dun kacau father tiduk la ... abo later he wake up and complaint me liao ...

no idea again T.T
take some food  potato chips to lure it down ~
JIUK JIUK JIUK ( A sound calling doggy ... meaning got food )
Wat a favorite sound that my doggy like to hear ^^
just take 3 seconds to rush down the stair even she scare ...
"hmm ... YUMMY!"  She said.
"My potato chips T.T" I cry.
after that I continue play my computer lo ...
mana tau she go up again ...
I doubt she is purposely run up 1 to lie my potato chips to eat ?


no idea!!! AGAIN!!!
Give u all la ... GAM BUANG LIAO BOI ?
She maybe smile at there and joke me: Stupid master ^^
I don't want care she liao!
I go sleep!
JIK JIK JIK JIK ( She scratch my room's door )
make I cant sleep well ...
"DON'T U GIVE ME F**K THE SHUT UP? IDIOT DOG!" I scream!

At last T.T she found nothing to eat ... and obediently go down ^^
but ... the time was 3.48am =.=
tomorrow maybe no energy to work T.T

I want to tell her:
Because of you
I never sleep too long from the midnight
Because of you
I learned to hit on the dog ass so I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to hit not only me, but everydog around me
Because of you
I am scared
Because of you ~~ wuuu 

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Texas Hold'Em Poker

Today ...
I just started play Texas Hold'Em Poker on facebook ...
actually i got play before on GG ( Garena )
so ... i skipped tutorial ^^
( feeling some pro xD )



Start to play, system give u 3000 chips.
System also will give u 3000 chips if u visit the game on everyday
There is some another ways to get free chips on everyday ...

1. Join their fans page
free 1000 chips everyday

2. Join their group
free 500 chips everyday

3. Received invitation from your friend
100 chips per invitation

4. Lucky draw by your friend
A random amount of chips by lucky draw

5. Complete mission
Difference mission have difference rewards.

6. Complete newbie tutorial
1st time complete newbie tutorial will get 1000 chips
2nd time complete newbie tutorial will get 500 chips
3rd and 4th ............... 9999999th i dunno then ~


Start the game:
1. Pick a table
Some table got crazy player on there ... always play ALL IN ... be careful ... maybe he just want to scare you only ... but i advice dun  follow him/her play ALL IN better ... bcos ALL IN is the fastest way to be bankrupt

2. Pick a seat
Seat is very affect your card =)
pretty card or not ... depend on your seat and lucky only
but i always sit beside the lenglui ^ ^
NOT prefer sit behind of a snail ... it will make u going to MAD!

3. Get the cards
You will be get 2 cards on your hand =)
That 2 cards are very useful and important
win or lose depend on this 2 cards only.

blah blah blah .... i lazy to write le ...

SEE YOU ALL =)
GIVE U ALL A CUTE PICTURE ^^

Monday, July 26, 2010

我不是个浪漫の家伙



多想要记住这一分钟
回应我幸福的要求
我或许没有别的梦
唯一的是我爱你你也爱我

我担心一杯红酒
把我的真心透露
或许你早就该懂
冰淇淋在喉咙
能多冷静几秒钟
气氛在浪漫都不够

烛光晚餐象一场美梦
想这样望着你到永久
一束玫瑰交到你的手中
这一天这一刻这一切
你属于我

多想要留住这一秒钟
你每天晚餐都陪我
美味比不过你温柔
从此以后我爱你你爱我
多想要记住这一分钟
回应我幸福的要求
我或许没有别的梦
唯一的是我爱你你也爱我

我不是个浪漫的家伙
却甘心为你这样做
想要什么都跟我说
从此以后我爱你你爱我

我是不是有一点别扭
从不曾这样说出口
太多的愿望在心中
重要的是我爱你你也爱着我...


Sunday, July 25, 2010

LAST 30 MINUTES ON OFFICE

今天~
saturday ...
也就是我呆在这个无聊のoffice最后一天了
(明天sunday off 嘛 ^^ 要找白鬼 >.<)

然后~
2010年7月26日 Monday ...
我要当回自由的 Counter boy 了 ^^
hurray ^^

不用再被监视了!
也不用赶工了 ^^
跟不用被人讲被人骂~
最后~不用给友族吃蛇了 ^^
友族~你到时会很惨哦~~

如果~
老板没有给我当回 counter boy ...
okey ~~~ nvm ~~~
我会跟他直接 bye bye ...
我懒得呆在那个 office 了 ...

bye bye 了过后我想去蛋糕店做工 ^^
but ... Nibong Tebal 才那几间的蛋糕店 T.T
真希望可以成功~
我要亲手做蛋糕!我要亲手做面包!


【在office这段时间,学了很多office规则 ^^ 谢谢咯~~~不要再见 ^^】

Saturday, July 24, 2010

我不是超人!

最后~
32 个 server ... 我做了 17 个 (已经超过一半了~)

另外一个就做了 6 个
另外一个就做了 4 个
其他的 5 个暂时 connect 不到 ...
我可以休息了吗?
我不是超人涅!
如果我是超人我就會
電死你啊!




哪里知道?
来了一个黑皮周杰伦!
FCUK OFF! 最dulan他了!
他刚吃蛇回来~
我想要对他说:你做么不要直接回家呢?
他一回来就 check 我 report 了 ...
我很厉害下~
都准备好了 ...
整整3面满满的字!
睇你死未?
慢慢看 har ~
我也知道他很喜欢在鸡蛋里挑骨头~
所以,丢了给他,准备跑了!
but ... 他就叫住我~
没法啊~~~给他挑咯!
不然他明天跟我算账~

挑咯!
挑到他dulan为止~
就放我走了 ...
WTF?! 几点了?
7.30pm !!!
wa~~ 7.00 挑到 7.30~
你还真厉害挑呢~
做么不去做挑米的工呢?
到时一粒一粒给你挑到你够啦~~~
暂时写这样多啦~~~

【黄明志のnegarakuku说的对:不要像我们华人整天忙忙碌碌~西北辛苦~】

友族?权利?

隔壁那个【友族】把他的工作全部丢给我!
我就喝他:这个不是你做的啊!
他讲: 哎哟~我有别的东西要做~你帮我做啦~

然后他就不知道在做什么~好像是 facebook + forum + 看有的没有的东西(废的东西)

当我要做完了~
他讲:我接手回!

过后黑皮周杰伦讲:kimsiang 你做么没有做你的工?你看你旁边的几勤劳!

WTFG ?! 是他把他工作丢给我然后自己去做别的叻!

算了! 我辞职!
黄明志のnegarakuku说的对:不要像我们华人整天忙忙碌碌~西北辛苦~

然后我的工全部给你做完 ^^ 睇你死未?
老板请人也需要一段时间啦 ^^ 我看也没有人要来 interview 咯 = =

也难怪之前有一个女的也跑掉~她也整天脸臭臭~原来~被【友族】欺负到脸臭臭~~~~
我现在终于体谅到了 ^^



【人善被人欺,马善被人骑。】

Friday, July 23, 2010

~* 第一篇 *~

harlo ~~~
我很想要写很久料的~
但之前都没有什么机会写 ...
也忘记要写什么了 ...
算了···不写了 ...
tata ~